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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
BREAKFAST.EXE Halted… Cereal Port Not Responding.
File not found. Should I make one up? [Y/N]
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C.? [Y/N]
SENILE.SYS found… Out of Memory…
E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage.
Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? [Yep/Nope]
Why should you upgrade your processor? So you can reboot faster.
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