- a blushing crow | a crushing blow
- a half-warmed fish | a half-formed wish
- bad salad | sad ballad
- bake him away, toys! | take him away, boys!
- bat flattery | flat battery
- bedding wells | wedding bells
- belly jeans | jelly beans
- biny little tirds | tiny little birds
- bowel feast | foul beast
- cat flap | flat cap
- cattle ships and bruisers | battle ships and cruisers
- chipping the flannel on TV | flipping the channel on TV
- cop porn | popcorn
- eye ball | bye all
- fight in your race | right in your face
- fighting a liar | lighting a fire
- fission mailed | mission failed
- flutter by | butterfly
- go and shake a tower | go and take a shower
- goddies* | doggies *
- hake a tike | take a hike
- hiss and lear | listen here
- hypodemic nurdle | hypodermic needle
- I hit my bunny phone | I hit my funny bone
- I’m a damp stealer | I’m a stamp dealer
- I’m shout of the hour | I’m out of the shower
- I must mend the sail | I must send the mail
- is the bean dizzy? | is the Dean busy?
- it crawls through the fax | it falls through the cracks
- it’s roaring with pain | it’s pouring with rain
- know your blows | blow your nose
- lack of pies | pack of lies
- lead of spite | speed of light
- mad bunny | bad money
- mean as custard | keen as mustard
- my zips are lipped | my lips are zipped
- nicking your pose | picking your nose
- nosey little cook | cosy little nook
- no tails | toe nails
- our queer old Dean | our dear old Queen
- our shoving leopard | our loving shepherd
- pit nicking | nit picking
- plaster man | master plan
- ready as a stock | steady as a rock
- sealing the hick | healing the sick
- soap in your hole | hope in your soul
- soul of ballad | bowl of salad
- tease my ears | ease my tears
- this is the pun fart | this is the fun part
- tons of soil | sons of toil
- wave the sails | save the whales
- we’ll have the hags flung out | we’ll have the flags hung out
- would you like a nasal hut? | would you like a hazel nut?
- you have very mad banners | you have very bad manners
- you hissed my mystery lecture | you missed my history lecture
- you’ve tasted two worms | you’ve wasted two terms
*When I was a little girl, this is what I called dogs 
Can you think of any more that I can add?
Thanks for the great list of spoonerisms. I really enjoyed reading this list and thanks a bunch for sharing them.
Good list of spoonerisms consolidated at one place!Cool site! Good job guys!
Kewl list there..!! Good job.!! here are some from me..
Go in with buns glazing!-Go in with guns blazing!
Three cheers for our queer old dean!
Uphold the american lay of wife-Uphold the AMerican way of life!
Hahaha , I like them , it’s so clever and funny , some are so tongue-in-cheek.
Thanks for making this very amusing list I enjoyed it alot ^^.
Thank you
I am glad you enjoy it!
Wow, how very clever hehehe ,I hear some of my friends play with words like these but until now I didn’t know there is actually a word for it.
I really enjoyed reading your list of spoonerisms , thanks for sharing66
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Betty Swallocks. xD
I love this one:
Shake a tit = Take A Shit
I use about 5 on your list regularly
Pew Serb!
A gruelly trait list.
At sermon the men groan the mass, though it was rude for them not done part of the lawn.
Did you bake this kid’s tyke?/ Did you take this kid’s bike?
Fick a stork in me/Stick a fork in me, I’m done!
This is a great list and something that I really enjoy too, so have a made a hobby site dedicated to these tricky transpositions at . It sure does take a misted(twined) to think up these things!
Its swite kerprising what one can find when nerfing the swet. I personally believe there is such a thing as a dyslexic pomcuter. Does this joke fit the category? Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he
suffered from bad breath. This made him. . . . .
a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.. . . . . . . . .?
Crotch Rocket = Rotch Crocket
Dodge Neon = Nodge Deon
I always thought something was wrong with me because I often speak in Spoonerisms. But now I know that something is not wrong with me – there is something wrong with the rest of the world. Vist my blog for more!
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great list! i’m thinking about setting up a spoonerism name meme. haven’t finished thinking about how it might work yet, but i have got a post up at bandwagoning: The Life and Times of Granny Foper. Take a look – leave me a spooner name!